Fuck my life, also known as FML, is a website where random people share their life stories in a short paragraph. I love this website because people write such hilarious experiences! Here are some of the top FML:
"Today, I wanted to have a good lunch with my wife before fasting for my surgery which I may not survive, she decided getting her hair cut was more important. I ate alone. FML"
"Today my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asker her who Edward was. She held up a copy of her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML"
"Today, I told my mom about my night terrors in which I am laying in a ditch with people shooting at me, and I have no ammunition to defend myself. She told me I should stop being such a whiny bitch, and to grow up and be a man. I am 20 and got back from Iraq 10 months ago. FML"
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